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I will never, ever, vote Conservative again

13 April 2019

9:00 AM

13 April 2019

9:00 AM

With very little expectation they would care, I sent an email to Mole Valley Conservatives.

It always amuses me, that name. It reminds me that in Ever Decreasing Circles the character played by Richard Briers worked at Mole Valley Valves. Martin Bryce, you may remember, was a narcissistic, obsessive, middle-aged man at the centre of a suburban community in Surrey.

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