What’s woke this week? Actually, we’re cheating a little with what’s woke the week after next — and the week following that.

Readers will be astounded to know (a) that what’s woke is in Canberra and, yes, (b) that their taxes are paying for it.

All of us at the Flat White team look forward to the third in the series which, presumably, will be on sometime in June — “Queer Cartography”.