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The builder b and I are engaged in a toilet war

8 June 2019

9:00 AM

8 June 2019

9:00 AM

No sooner had the builder boyfriend finished digging for no good reason in the basement than his attention turned to the old but perfectly good downstairs loo.

I don’t know why he does this. I didn’t want the basement dug and I certainly did not want anything done to my downstairs loo.

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