ASIC is telling us corporates to employ psychologists to get inside the head of our CEOs and Boards and understand what is really wrong with them.

I recently did their CEO Rorschach inkblot test where you throw-up on your expensive suit after a long industry lunch and say what you think subconsciously it is – two people having sex, a man having sex with himself while writing his TED talk, a certified set of Tiger Woods personally autographed golf clubs or an AFL Grand Final corporate box hosted by Eddie McGuire where you can have sex.