It hasn’t been the same since the twins said they’ve just turned 18, and need a lift to the university.
It’s Open Day so we start at Monash. Even though I went to Melbourne, I want my children to understand life’s superficial ground rules and the Clayton campus with its international research reputation, masters courses on how to use a hyperlink effectively and elevated freeway overpasses is a good place to start.
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