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Low life

The mysterious ways of the French

7 September 2019

9:00 AM

7 September 2019

9:00 AM

These new tablets that will save or at least prolong my life have unpredictable side effects which only now, a month after starting to take them, are making themselves felt. Breasts, round and wobbling that I can cup in my palms and jiggle up and down; breasts, moreover, with painfully sensitive nipples.

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