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High life

Why I prefer cows to humans

21 September 2019

9:00 AM

21 September 2019

9:00 AM

Gstaad

 
The cows are coming down, the cows are coming down, and I’m off to the Bagel. My Swiss neighbours have cut, raked and baled the grass that the sweet four-legged ones with bells around their necks will be eating all winter while indoors. They will parade through the town next week, and it will certainly be an improvement after the kind of tourists we’ve been getting of late.

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