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How you can tell the gender of a thief

23 November 2019

9:00 AM

23 November 2019

9:00 AM

My attempt at being Columbo was only taking me so far. In solving the mystery of who raided the barn, I was going round in circles. All I knew was that the thieves took a weirdly useless assortment of items, including four wrecked horse rugs, a broken lunge line and a wheelbarrow with a completely flat tyre.

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