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Food

Nauseating, but I like the garlic bread: Legoland Windsor reviewed

30 November 2019

9:00 AM

30 November 2019

9:00 AM

The theme music to Legoland in Berkshire is the theme music to The Exorcist. It appears from speakers hidden in the grass. I hear it as I wander out of some un-enchanted wood filled with Lego: we have lost our ancient woods and need new ones. These ones smell slightly of drains.

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