<iframe src="//www.googletagmanager.com/ns.html?id=GTM-K3L4M3" height="0" width="0" style="display:none;visibility:hidden">

Flat White

Gypsy Geraldina’s 2020 visions

1 January 2020

12:01 AM

1 January 2020

12:01 AM

Most people don’t know this, but in a previous life my fame was legendary. As Gypsy Geraldinaqueen of the fortune tellers, I astounded people with the accuracy of my predictions. The mighty heard my words and quaked in fear; such was my power as a seer speaking truth to power – a bit like modern day op-ed writers for the New York Times or feminist presenters of MSNBC programs, really. 

It is entirely in that spirit of self-fulfilling self-delusion that I have decided to channel my inner spectral ancestor for a look into the year 2020. Why should modern-day celebrity fortune tellers like John Edward and Tyler Henry be the only ones laughing up...

Already a subscriber? Log in

Subscribe for just $2 a week

Try a month of The Spectator Australia absolutely free and without commitment. Not only that but – if you choose to continue – you’ll pay just $2 a week for your first year.

  • Unlimited access to spectator.com.au and app
  • The weekly edition on the Spectator Australia app
  • Spectator podcasts and newsletters
  • Full access to spectator.co.uk
Or

Unlock this article

REGISTER


Comments

Don't miss out

Join the conversation with other Spectator Australia readers. Subscribe to leave a comment.

Already a subscriber? Log in

Close