It’s excruciating. My eye rolls are so severe and unstoppable that my eyelids are sore. My forehead is red from my slapping. My right thigh is bruised from my slamming with outrage. My ribs hurt from derisory laughter. All this self-harm is the fault of America’s Democrats, their leftie lunatic sympathisers and their loser media lackeys, as they let their impotent fury at losing to Donald Trump drive their suicidal impeachment mission. 

Did you see any of it? Finally, on our Friday, January 17, they delivered the Articles of Impeachment of Donald Trump that the Democrat-controlled House passed a month earlier, their leadership wrapping...