As Chairman of Apologies Inc. I am pleased to report that we have had another bumper year and that business is booming. In fact, the federal treasurer was saying just the other day during a visit he made to our new look, state-of-the-art premises with dedicated Remorse Room, that with the budget surplus disappearing over the horizon like Burke and Wills, the apologies industry looks like the only growth area in the entire Australian economy.
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