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Competition

Songs to wash your hands by

28 March 2020

9:00 AM

28 March 2020

9:00 AM

In Competition No. 3141, you were invited to submit a song we cansing instead of ‘Happy Birthday’ during hand-washing.

Congratulations all round: this challenge produced a cheering entry —funny, varied and drawing inspiration from far and wide; from theKnack’s ‘My Sharona’ to the Hokey-Cokey.


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