A big thank you to all the people who are about to turn their lights off for Earth Hour.

So much medical equipment — particularly breathing apparatus — involves plastics and other byproducts of fossil fuels, so it’s wonderful to know who we should just leave to die if they get hit by coronavirus.

We appreciate you not using up vital medical resources dedicated to saving people so you can keep on virtue signalling.

And rest assured. We’ll use your body for compost when it’s safe to do so — along with a whole lot of other shit.

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