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Things You Can’t Do Under Lockdown: The answers

2 May 2020

9:00 AM

2 May 2020

9:00 AM

1. Drive 2 a Holly Day Cottage

2. Shake hands with a Strain Jar

3. Throw a Party

4. V Sit A Hare Dresser

5. Watch a Cricket Match

6. Meat ones Grand Pear Ants.

7. Fly to Hamster Dam.

8. Sink Brow Nail in a Baaaah.

9. Goat 2 A Moo v.

10. Fire up A Barber Cue By the Serpent Tine.

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