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All rise for the National Anthem of Danandrewstan (or else)

13 September 2020

3:52 PM

13 September 2020

3:52 PM

Big black suits

In their jackboots

Are coming down the aisles.

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Big black suits

In their jackboots

Are spinning off their dials.

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Big black suits 

In their jackboots

All seem so full of bile

Cause this Sunday

Dan has overreached

By miles.

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