Melbourne businesses are preparing to open up — what’s left of them — and Victoria’s Stockholm Syndrome is in full frenzy. The #IStandWithDan brigade have reached the state where they’d happily reenact The Life of Brian’s “Now fuck off!” “How shall we fuck off, oh Lord?” scene, the Age is acting like a dowager flinging her knickers at a Tom Jones concert and what’s going on at the ABC is too disgusting to recount.