With the way things are going, I wonder if we might start issuing apologies before we get cancelled. You know, get in early. It could go something like this.

I have not yet been cancelled, but I am sure it is only a matter of time before something I said 20 years ago triggers someone today.

I have therefore decided to provide this heart-felt and sincere apology in advance of even knowing what it is I will be cancelled for, in the hope that you will give me the chance to learn and to grow and to do better at whatever deficiencies...