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Meghan & I

In another life, we’d be besties

20 March 2021

9:00 AM

20 March 2021

9:00 AM

Meghan Markle is a vicious, conniving, hypocritical, manipulative, unlikable witch. In another life, we’d be the best of friends! But she’s just not royal material. And it has nothing to do with the colour of her skin. It’s because she’s a tarantula, a succubus, the living embodiment of the phrase, ‘It cries out in pain as it strikes you’.

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Milo Yiannopoulos is a New York Times-bestselling author, an award-winning investigative reporter, hair icon and founder of the Milo Center, a reparative therapy clinic in Florida.

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