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The Red planet

19 May 2021

6:06 PM

19 May 2021

6:06 PM

The last thing Mars needs is Communism. 

When the Zhurong rover landed on Mars in May 2021, it created a state of panic amongst the other rovers. Aggressively named after the god of fire, Zhurong ruthlessly tracked down NASA’s rovers and set about collectivising them by spray-painting their exterior casings red against their will. 

Just kidding. 

Zhuronglike the Chinese Communist Party who created it, is an anti-social creature.

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