Reports of Melbourne’s renowned theatres all being closed this weekend are false. A Daniel Andrews’s scripted tragicomedy Let’s Lock Up The People has taken the city and the country by storm. Dan is so versatile he doubles as a playwright, stuntman and the Victorian Premier (more of Dan soon).

Let’s Lock Up The People has played to packed houses throughout the year — Covid notwithstanding — with matinees every day during the latest fourteen-day statewide lockdown.