When is Four Corners coming for Alfred Deakin? He’s been dead for 102 years so can’t sue, surely an advantage in light of recent events.

Deakin wasn’t a prime minister who had a mate who knew a man who had a dog that once wagged his tail when he was patted by a woman whose husband posted some strange stuff on Twitter according to the bloke’s sister, who hates him (or whatever Monday’s program was about).