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‘We managed to toilet train cows’

14 September 2021

11:40 AM

14 September 2021

11:40 AM

“We managed to toilet train cows (and they learned faster than a toddler). It could help combat climate change,” a headline reads in today’s edition of that catalogue of everything that is wrong with our universities, The Conversation.

Yawn.

South Park managed to come up with even more ridiculous science in its very first series, way back last century.

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