If it wasn’t so serious you’d fall off your chair laughing.

A major sleaze scandal is threatening the Andrews Government with one of the key players, Adem Somyurek, implicating the Premier himself — so what do the spinners do? They issue an 8.00 am media release highlighting Victoria Police sleaze:

It’s one of the most preposterous moments in media management since Tony Blair adviser Jo More suggested on September 11, 2001, it would be “a good day to bury bad news”.