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20 January 2022

4:00 AM

20 January 2022

4:00 AM

Australia is set to achieve 180 per cent vaccination now that the evil Novak Djokovic is out of the way.

Djokovic, an anti-vax evangelist posing as the world’s Number One tennis player, snuck into the country last week in a bid to spread non-approved views.

He had planned to hijack the Australian Open and use our premier sporting event as a platform from which to infect the minds of Australians with naughty ideas.

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