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Spectator competition winners: poems for St George in Bono-metrics

16 April 2022

9:00 AM

16 April 2022

9:00 AM

In Competition No. 3244, you were invited to submit a poem to mark St George’s Day that rivals in awfulness the one Bono recently penned for St Paddy. As Sam Leith wrote, in a terrifically funny and instructive piece, Bono’s offering was ‘technically incompetent to a degree that constituted an insult to the very craft of verse’.

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