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Spectator competition winners: The last will and testament of Gollum

14 May 2022

9:00 AM

14 May 2022

9:00 AM

In Competition No. 3248, you were asked to submit the last will and testament of a fictional character.

In a smallish entry, Frank McDonald’s Ancient Mariner made a splash:

To make amends with my last breath
I must give more than words,
So my small fortune I bequeath
To a charity for birds.


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