[ Calm down, it’s satire. Well, mostly. ]
Reports of yet another highly contagious viral respiratory disease are beginning to emerge around the world.
The prognosis is dire.
Modeling suggests that hundreds of thousands of lives will be lost globally. With such carnage once again knocking on Australia’s door, we must look to our brave and successful Covid response to inform our next cautious steps…
And yes, before you ask, the only way to solve this urgent problem is with large-scale government intervention.
Like with Covid, we’re fairly confident we know how this disease works, but one can never be sure.
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