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Carbon police and edible wind turbines

26 August 2022

2:31 PM

26 August 2022

2:31 PM

Old wind turbine blades could be recycled into GUMMY BEARS after scientists develop a resin that can be dissolved and transformed into other materials and the end of its use cycle.

I read, re-read, and re-re-read the Daily Mail headline several times before checking I hadn’t accidentally opened Babylon Bee.

No doubt the scientists behind this gimmick expected serious comment on their incredible genius, but all we could do was laugh – holding back tears as images of small children with sharp teeth scaling wind turbines to have a bit of a chew crossed our minds moments before we were due on live TV.

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