The Gruen Transfer, the ABC’s comedy show about advertising, has a segment in which host Wil Anderson asks, ‘What would Putin/Palmer/Trump do?’ It uses their bizarre public relations stunts as fodder for Anderson’s satire. With Prime Minister Albanese’s announcement of the draft words he proposes to put into the Constitution to enshrine the Voice, we can now play, ‘What would the Voice say?’ If, that is, Australians were foolish enough to put this new body based on ancestry into the Constitution.