My wife gave me a rude but loving shove in bed this morning.
‘Well,’ she asked, ‘are you going to make me breakfast or not?’ My eyes flickered open unevenly and I groaned in self-pity.
‘Uhhhhhhhhhgggg-uuuuuuhhhhh…’ I responded, with the customary alacrity for which I’m justly celebrated when rising to the challenge of a Saturday morn.
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