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U-turn if you want to: a short story by David Mitchell

Illustrated by James Weston Lewis

17 December 2022

9:00 AM

17 December 2022

9:00 AM

Twiddling my thumbs at the Rotterdam depot. Waiting on 72 pallets of Chinese tumble dryer. Five games of online chess, four YouTubes of sweary parrots, three Gordon Ramsay Kitchen Nightmares, two Idiots In Cars and a partridge in a pear tree later, it’s 12 noon. Another Pot Noodle for lunch.

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