Let’s face it, Harry Windsor has taken the ‘festive season’ seriously and kept us all mightily amused with his ripping yarns from palace life.

Fisticuffs with Wills, hitting his head on a dog bowl, having his ‘necklace’ ripped from his person, teen sex behind a country pub, early experimentation with drugs, yelling sessions with his papa, and confirmation of the killing of multiple Taliban while on duty in Afghanistan – it has all added to the party atmosphere as he continues to spread the word of the righteous.

While it might be winter for H&M (social media’s shorthand for ‘Harry and Meghan’)...