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Competition

Spectator competition winners: politically correct versions of works by unreconstructed male writers

11 March 2023

9:00 AM

11 March 2023

9:00 AM

In Competition No. 3289, you were invited to provide an extract from a politically correct version of a work by an unreconstructed male novelist or poet.

An honourable mention to Alex Steelsmith for his reimagining of ‘Song of Myself’ by Walt Whitman, celebrated poet but also author of the long-forgotten Manly Health and Training in which he prescribes a meat-only diet, naked sunbathing and the avoidance of the draining company of women.

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