So you’re going to be arrested imminently: how do you prepare? I’ve dwelled on this question often since my arrest at sixteen, the ugliest age you can be. You draw on thick eyeliner and have even thicker acne, which you think you can cover with even thicker layers of makeup and a back-combed barnet.
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