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Competition

Spectator competition winners: poems with multisyllabic rhyme words

29 April 2023

9:00 AM

29 April 2023

9:00 AM

In Competition No. 3296, you were invited to provide a poem whose rhyme words are all at least three syllables. You riffed off W.S. Gilbert, Wordsworth and Dylan Thomas,among others, in limericks, double dactyls and villanelles, about subjects ranging from Gary Lineker to sex dolls. Philip Roe, Barbara Jones and Chris Ramsey shone, but the winners below take £25.

The wisdom of Lord Bostock was, to say the least, debatable,
For, shunning living ladies, he had purchased an inflatable.

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