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So… You want to buy a house?!

24 June 2023

6:00 AM

24 June 2023

6:00 AM

First, write down on paper the kind of house you want with the required number of rooms and toilets. Consider the yard size, the suburb where you wish to live, commute time, and any other amenities you fancy.

Second, light that list on fire, collect the ashes in a coffee tin, scatter them over the ocean or a golf course, or save them for a craft project.

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