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Dear Mary

Dear Mary: Should I tell my boss I swiped his champagne?

22 July 2023

9:00 AM

22 July 2023

9:00 AM

Q. I have got myself in a pickle. My boss was given a bottle of Louis Roederer Cristal by a client. It came in a very smart presentation box. I thought it would be funny to open it and replace the champagne with a bottle of fizzy water. My boss duly took it home and I waited several days, expecting him to come in one morning laughing and saying: ‘Where is it?’ Alas, silence.

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