‘Oh sweetheart,’ I smiled lovingly at my four-week-old, Teddy, one night at 3am, while changing his nappy, ‘would you please shut the f–k up for just one second?’ He did in fact stop yelling at me for just one second – and started pissing on me for several more seconds, instead.
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