My friend Evie complains that I never want to go out and have fun anymore.
“You’ve become a boring old stick-in-the-mud.”
And I’m left wondering: is she right?
My Woke Woman invited me to go with her to her Free-Love-Eco-Marxist commune and I said no. “Come on,” she pleaded, “it will be fun!”
And now Evie wants me to go with her to the Torture Garden, which is Europe’s biggest fetish and body-art event.
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