I am delighted to report that some £800,000 of taxpayers’ money is to be spent ‘remediating’ the works of Robert Louis Stevenson to show what a racist bastard he was.

70 per cent of Irish mums say they would stay at home to look after their kids if given the opportunity

I assume the decision was taken because, as a nation, we are absolutely awash with cash at the moment and need somewhere to dispense of it.