‘Hagar, I can’t get to sleep for thinking about her…!’ declared Lucky Eddie to his Commander. ‘I can even concentrate, eat, or do anything without thinking about her.’
Hagar put a hand around Eddie’s shoulder sympathetically. ‘It’s alright Eddie, I was the same with my first boat!’
Hagar the Horrible, a nautical mentor to millions, has dispersed so many gems of wisdom that I post them up in the office kitchen.
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