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Next time, I’m swimming to Calais

13 July 2024

9:00 AM

13 July 2024

9:00 AM

Friends in Calais invited me to their baby’s birthday party. He’s a year old. They suggested an overnight stay and I planned to reach France by about mid-afternoon and have a stroll, visit the sights, buy a bit of tat for the nipper and a litre of plonk for the proud parents.

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