If it’s not Just Stop Oil eco-zealots causing havoc, it’s the animal rights activists creating a fuss. Now it transpires that Peta (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) is on the warpath – about, er, paint names. Just when you think things can’t get much weirder…

Peta – which ‘opposes speciesism, a human-supremacist worldview’ – has hit out at the prestigious decorating firm of Farrow & Ball over the names of some of its high-end colourants.