When I first heard that China was installing a two-headed wind turbine, I thought the Babylon Bee was having a laugh.

The Mingyang twin-rotor floating wind turbine platform isn’t a prank, it’s another grotesque evolution of the ‘Net Zero’ at any cost philosophy which has started creating sea monsters.

Video of OceanX being put together in Guangzhou reveals an awkward-looking creation that is supposedly able to harness typhoons when installed in deep water.