Dear Premier,

First off, congrats! Here you are, keys to the kingdom in hand – and what a kingdom it is. Queensland – land of sun, sand, and the occasional catastrophic budget blowout.

Your mission?

Embody the libertarian reforming zeal of Sir Samuel Griffith, Campbell Newman, dare I say, even Wayne Goss but without the unimaginative, dunder-blunder managerialism of Annastacia Palaszczuk and Steven Miles.