Let me be absolutely clear: when I referred to the next president of Australia’s most important military ally and economic partner as ‘a priapic, day-glow Neanderthal who poses a bigger threat to world peace and global civilisation than Satan, Genghis Khan and Pol Pot combined’, I did not intend to imply that he is anything less than the deserving winner of a free and fair election, or to suggest that under my good friend Donald’s wise and caring leadership the next four years will be anything less than utopian for all Americans and indeed for every nation which count them...