People of class and good breeding learn early on that gloating is unseemly and unbecoming. I suppose that makes me unseemly. And unbecoming. Because nothing was better than staying home yesterday to watch the US election returns. Yep, watching them call the election for Trump. Then for the first time in four or so years actually tuning into ‘our’ ABC national broadcaster to revel in the angst and incredulity of this monolithic, lefty institution – thereby almost making worthwhile the taxes I am forced to pay to support this incestuous, ‘we cover the whole gamut of opinions from A almost...