Two-Tier Keir, or as he is now known ‘Starmer the Stalinist’ following his Soviet-style attack on farmers, has proposed ‘Respect Laws’ to target anti-social behaviour. Falling afoul of these laws could lead to a two-year jail term.

The UK Prime Minister, who is so unpopular that over 200,000 people have signed a petition to re-do the election, has said that these new laws will empower the government to ban non-criminals from places and activities enforced by an integrated system of facial recognition and data-sharing.