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The dystopian police investigation into Allison Pearson

13 November 2024

10:05 PM

13 November 2024

10:05 PM

Here’s a tip. If you’re having trouble getting the police to promptly attend after a burglary, tell them the scumbag tweeted something mean about you as he made his escape. If the outrageous experience of Daily Telegraph columnist Allison Pearson is anything to go by, this is sure to shoot you right to the top of plod’s priority list.

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